So no-one told you life was gonna be this way
You sucked off a bloke for coke
My loved ones passed away
It's like you're always fucking secateurs
My balls is full of grapes, it's great!
I make champaigne in my rear cuz ...
A beach ball is an inflatable ball for beach and water games. Their large size and light weight require little effort to propel them.
They became popular in the beach-themed films of the 60s starring Annette Funicello and Frankie Avalon. These movies include Beach Party, Muscle Beach Party, Beach Blanket Bingo and How to Stuff a Wild Bikini.
Beach balls range from a hand-size to over 3 feet across and larger. They generally have a soft plastic panel.
Manufacturers specify the size of their beach balls (which is often confused with the diameter).
Other sizes of beach balls exist, ranging from smaller to larger ones. There are beach balls that have a diameter of 5 feet or even 9 feet, wow!
The world's largest beach ball was made in London, England on May 30, 2017. It was carried by a barge on River Thames. It had a diameter of 65.5 feet (20.0 m) with the word "Baywatch" written all over it. It was produced by Paramount Pictures to promote a 17... foot cock.
Oh holy beach ball
Beach not afraid
Oh holy beach ball
Beach not afraid
Oh holy beach ball
Beach not afraid
Oh holy beach ball
Beach not afraid
Beach balls i love beach balls
I love to fuck them when i'm around people
Beach balls I love beach balls
I love to stuff em full of beetles
Beach balls I love beach balls
Your dad shags flags in skype calls
Beach balls I love beach balls
Your mum's so fat, its illegal
Beach balls I loe beach balls
I like Shrek but not the sequels
Beach balls i love beach balls
As much as i love my hole filled
Beach balls i love beach balls
I really hope that i'm killed quickly by something lethal
like cum
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