1. |
Skintro the Sixth
00:50
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uh skin
skin
tea diarrhoea or something
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2. |
I got a massive penis
02:30
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I got a tiny peenees
Let's split up, gang, and look for cum
Keep it safe in your fanny, keep it safe in your bum
Bring it back to the van and then scramble some
I'm a hungry boy, let me gobble it, yum!
I got a tiny peenees
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3. |
Unplastic Unbag
02:29
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Do you ever feel?
Plastic bag
Cunt
I feel like a plastic bag
Fucking useless, throw me in the trash
No solution, you are full of crap
You cant save me, no one fucking can
Please just end me, empty a mag
Spray me down or beat me like a man
Pray I drown in a lake, I'll be glad
Cause I feel like a plastic bag
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4. |
Throat Coward
02:39
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What's up with that?
Y'all cowards don't even smoke crack
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5. |
Beach be with you
04:00
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So no-one told you life was gonna be this way
You sucked off a bloke for coke
My loved ones passed away
It's like you're always fucking secateurs
My balls is full of grapes, it's great!
I make champaigne in my rear cuz ...
A beach ball is an inflatable ball for beach and water games. Their large size and light weight require little effort to propel them.
They became popular in the beach-themed films of the 60s starring Annette Funicello and Frankie Avalon. These movies include Beach Party, Muscle Beach Party, Beach Blanket Bingo and How to Stuff a Wild Bikini.
Beach balls range from a hand-size to over 3 feet across and larger. They generally have a soft plastic panel.
Manufacturers specify the size of their beach balls (which is often confused with the diameter).
Other sizes of beach balls exist, ranging from smaller to larger ones. There are beach balls that have a diameter of 5 feet or even 9 feet, wow!
The world's largest beach ball was made in London, England on May 30, 2017. It was carried by a barge on River Thames. It had a diameter of 65.5 feet (20.0 m) with the word "Baywatch" written all over it. It was produced by Paramount Pictures to promote a 17... foot cock.
Oh holy beach ball
Beach not afraid
Oh holy beach ball
Beach not afraid
Oh holy beach ball
Beach not afraid
Oh holy beach ball
Beach not afraid
Beach balls i love beach balls
I love to fuck them when i'm around people
Beach balls I love beach balls
I love to stuff em full of beetles
Beach balls I love beach balls
Your dad shags flags in skype calls
Beach balls I love beach balls
Your mum's so fat, its illegal
Beach balls I loe beach balls
I like Shrek but not the sequels
Beach balls i love beach balls
As much as i love my hole filled
Beach balls i love beach balls
I really hope that i'm killed quickly by something lethal
like cum
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6. |
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Big daddy likes his lemons
Oh he peels them on the porch while watching Mrs. Clemmons
Nobody knows he's a felon
He has 25-to-life but he's out on good behaviour
Convicted of a murder he didn't commit
It was his uncle Trevor
It was vehicular manslaughter
He ran a red light and killed somebody's daughter
It wasn't even his car
He drives a Mercedes, it was a red Toyota
I am terrified
of losing my entire life
Behind these bars
It just isn't right
My lawyer has advised
That I'm looking at
25 to life
lol no fuck that
I am a free man
you can't hold me back
the charges will be dropped
Cut me some fucking slack
I'm gunna fuck you up
50 shades of blue and black
You can't stop me I'm big daddy
Look at my prison tats
I got one of a bee
And one of some beans
And one of Roman Numerals
That Spell out 43
I got one of my spleen
Tattood on my spleen
Just in case I forget where
My spleen has been
I got one of a bike
It's just a bike
It's just a bike
Big daddy likes his lemons
Oh he peels them on the porch while watching Mrs. Clemmons
Nobody knows he's a felon
He has 25-to-life but he's out on good behaviour
Convicted of a murder he didn't commit
It was his uncle Trevor
It was vehicular manslaughter
He ran a red light and killed somebody's daughter
Look at my tats!
I got 603
Bust portraits of Mr Clean
And one of bart simpson
That'll wash off in a week
I got it at this place
That also sold crepes
For only £10.50
and I got it on my face
Got my daughters name Amanda
Tattoo'd on my shouder
But the guy put U's instead of A's
So now it says Umundu
Chief Justice Uncle Trevor
I'm not very clever
so if you sentance me
I will proceed
and jus fuck off forever
Big daddy likes his lemons
Oh he peels them on the porch while watching Mrs. Clemmons
Nobody knows he's a felon
He has 25-to-life but he's out on good behaviour
Convicted of a murder he didn't commit
It was his uncle Trevor
It was vehicular manslaughter
He ran a red light and killed somebody's daughter
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7. |
Das Radio Gummie
03:44
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[some german about joining the industrial era or something]
This speech is my recital
I think it's very vital
To rock a rhyme
That's right on time
"It's Tricky" is the title (Here we go)
AIDS
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8. |
Diarrhoea's Father
01:39
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Diarrhoea
Your girlfriend calls me daddy
'cause I'm her father
I'm her father
My love for you is like diarrhoea
And now I can't hold it in
I'm her father
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9. |
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(note AI lyrics are approximate, if you have a better transcription, poke @scDotDave on twitter)
[Gween]
Hello, um
It's me, the singer on song you just heard.
And I was- I've been told i need to convince you this is my real voice so
I'm gonna sing a little song
[AI]
I walked in your girl
Only you repaired her once again
Yup
I walked in your girl
Only you repaired her once again
Yup
[Gween]
Mt. St. Helens is about to blow up
And its gonna be a fine swell day!
Um..
[AI]
Never going to let you down
(Ooooh) never gunna, never gunna hurt you
Never going to let you down
(Ooooh) never gunna, never gunna hurt you
Never going to let you down
(Ooooh) never gunna, never gunna hurt you
Never going to let you down
(Ooooh) never gunna, never gunna hurt you
Down, when you take me down
Touch me when you're dow-
[Gween]
Everything's gonna fall down to the ground and turn grey!
[AI]
Oh-oh, you can't take me
Oh, you can't take me
Oh, you can't take me
Oh, you can't take me
[Gween]
Gonna fall down to the ground and turn grey
([AI]You can't take me)
and fall to the ground and turn grey
[AI]
A tiny little pump you came on
Universes father
Tiny little pump you came on
Universes father
Tiny little pump you came on
Universes father
A tiny little pimp
Tiny little pimp
Tiny little pimp
Ti-ti-ti-
Tiny little pimp who
Tiny little pimp who
Tiny little pimp who
Who mourn
Who mourn
Who mourns
You you you
Who mourn
You you you
Who mourn
[Gween]
Um um
um um um um
um um um um
um um um um
um um hello?
um um um um
um um um um
um um um um
um um hello?
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10. |
Equestricentipede
02:18
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I got a horse with 57 feet
On second thoughts, might be a centipede
On third thoughts, don't matter to me
I love my horse, my equestricentipede
I got a HORSE
I got a horse with 57 feet...
[becoming unintelligable]
[Simlish]
But your ears are meant for walkin'
And that's what they're meant to do
Cus one of these days I'm gonna put my ears inside you
Did you know that?
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11. |
Lemon
02:27
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I am a lemon
I am eleven
and in human years that's probably 1007000167422.3
I'm so comfy in this tree
I'm just outside applebees
I'm just lemming about
come give a shout
and I'll let you have a squeeze
I just want a girl to squeeze me
Suck out my lemonade and breed me
I just want a girl to squeeze me
Show me a good time but don't pull me off this branch
Am I a lemon?
What is a lemon?
I think I am a type of fish who's fins
are made of denim
But there's a probbalum
I want a poppadom
They're really tasty and I just want to gobbol them
But I'm a lemon in a tree
I wish the tree was in me
But I'm fucking stuck
I just want a fuck
Put your dick inside of me
I just want a girl to squeeze me
Suck out my lemonade and breed me
I just want a girl to squeeze me
Show me a good time but don't pull me off this branch
I'm gay
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12. |
Shit drums
00:05
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13. |
Bundesautobahn 61
02:48
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My name is Jonathon
I like autobahns
Particularly one
Near Worms
It's the autobahn
Number 61
and It's Located in Germ....any
It's near Hockenheim
And near the Rhine Between
Mönchengladbach and Bergheim
Previously, all traffic had to go
through the city of Venlo
Bundesautobahn 61
The way you transport germans is so sexy
I don't have to go
through venlo
Now I can go very fast (Zoom!)
If I stand in ze road
And touch my toes
I can take an 18 wheeler up the ass (wow!)
On the road I kiss
Feels like bliss
To shove tarmac in my penis (penis?)
I must admit
It hurts a bit
And I think there's blood in my piss (nice!)
Bundesautobahn 61
You make my stiff limbs go all flexy
Das ist meine autobahn
Mein hertz cannot take any more cars
My lovely special autobahn
My heart aches when they brake on your tarmac
I'm on das autobahn
I'm fucking a man
that I found half buried in a farm
No cause for alarm
But he's missing an arm
So i ran back home to tell my mom
Mother please help
He doesn't have much health
He's made a poopy mess on himself
I took his shit
Re-inserted it
Pulled it out again and put it on the shelf
Bundesautobahn 61
Crash into my ass and cause a wreckage
Das ist meine autobahn
Mein hertz cannot take any more cars
My lovely special autobahn
My heart aches when they brake on your tarmac
Zoom!!!
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14. |
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She can play the hurdy gurdy
As she gurdies my hurdy
She flirty and surley
Sternly smirky and quirky
Cause she told me her journey
To out of space she's hurting
Human race to exterminate fucking burn 'em
Put my house on eBay
Goodbye sense of dismay
Eating soup
Making poop
Painted nails on display
Jupiter in retrograde
Computers
Oh my beautiful gerder
You're so swedish it hurts
Never have i heard a
Sound so sweet when she burps
Oh my beautiful gerder
I have bought you a shirt
It says "i love worms"
As a thanks for the bees that you've nursed
My name is Brick, I'm a bee
I was born in '63
My mother had a bunion and she passed it on to me
You had a trick, fortunately
This is what you did to me
You sent me down to London, said "go vegan for a week"
It didn't work, I still have that bunion but its not a big deal
Chinese Text Converter
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15. |
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I wish you would listen to your mum
As she glistens in the sun
And she pisses in my rum
And she listens to my tum
I am pregnant, oh no!
You should listen to your bro
While his missus runs home
and gives kisses to the bloke next door
who isn't sure any more
he's very sore
from when she tore his bird in half
and then she fucked him with its claw
and he's begging her for more
and he's begging her for- ahh
There's more holes than swiss cheese
At this orgy
full of normies
what's a normie?
Please don't call me
I'm enjoying
incredibly boring
People whoring
Using sex toys They just ordered
I just heard a
Sound I'm sure is
Someones cordless
10 inch gorgeous
Tyrannasaurus
Dick In a walrus
Smells like a fish market in August
dicks enormous
Simply flawless
This peformance
Is so awesome
These normies have
got endurance
They got whips and chains and all sorts
Like this dildo shaped like a horse cock
it's hardcore.
Let's fuck on the floor
Let's fuck on the floor
And he's begging her for more
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16. |
Microbonal
01:40
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In my profession I'm highly regarded
My mum told me that when I shidded and farded
On her carpet, four arms like a starfish
Got no armpits, just ate a sandwich
You bitch, I farm argon
My car is gone, Imma put on
a bizarre costume
It's of a crayon!
My dog are name is
Eggnoggy Fake Tits
Supersoggy Jameson
He has floppy ears!
I eat beans and toasty
My feet are being posted
I cheat at eating roasted
Potatoes with my dinner!
Drinking ice milk with a paint can
Figuring out If kilts go with a fake tan
Get fucked sideways
Lets cry on your driveway
Eating crayons nonstop to eye-raise
Paired with Chardonnay
What did you say?
About getting fucked by the CIA?
It's okay, cus they pay in Crayola
Gonna shove them in my fistula!
I can draw Mona with a crayon eating lemons
9/
I got a tiny peenees!!
Yeah fuck and shit and fuck and piss and cum and cum and shit and lick my nips
Poopy shitty!
Poopy shitty.
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17. |
Hat says 😊
00:58
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I got a tiny peenees
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18. |
Splope
01:13
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Oooh, yes!
I liked a picture on your Insta
from 2018 of your anal fissure.
Can i buy you dinner at the drive through
with piss in the mirrors?
Bababa
Let's go Starbucks where i'm lovestruck
Cus the barista says that I'm hot.
Or was it the food that she meant, I dunno?
I was staring at her shoes while i was eating cement.
Frequently I watch TV,
Smoking weed and typing mean
Texts to my ex, she was my queen.
She stole my Tech Deck so I sneezed in her tea
(achoo!)
I like flirting with my nurses
Cuz i'm hurting and i'm nervous.
I glued my face to a broken plate
While swerving round the homeless.
Clonk
Clonk
Clonk
Clonk
Clonk
Clonk
Clonk
Clonk
Clonk
Clonk
Clonk
Clonk
Clonk
Clonk
Clonk
pblbb
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19. |
Fish and Whales
02:32
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fuck typing this out
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20. |
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21. |
Cooked Spunk,
01:46
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22. |
Cummed!
03:47
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23. |
Menstrual Vampire
02:31
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My fetish is death
I wanna feel my last breath
Choking on your silver sword and getting garlic bred
My fetish is death
vaping crystal meth
and sucking out the blood of incels with Doritos on their chest
I don't need to go out and hunt
not when Its my time of the month
the fact that I am bleeding out of my cunt
means that i can stay at home and make myself lunch
ooh i turn into a bat and i fly up your urethra
mywings go flap flap flap while you're shouting "mamasita"
I only cum at night
Cus it melts in the sunlight
I don't need to go out and hunt
not when Its my time of the month
the fact that I am bleeding out of my cunt
means that i can stay at home and make myself lunch
I got a
spooky wooky musical pussy
That plays the flutey
I can play you some tuney woonies
If I can suck your bleeding boobies
put me in my coffin I am ready for a topping
c-c-Call me Mary Poppins
As you twist my and neck pop it
like
Supercalifrajalisticexpealladocious, baby
Suck my flappy vag and lick it sex please i'm atrocious
Put some makeup on my fanny, lipstick makes it look ferocious
Put your fat penis inside so thick i get necrosis
I don't need to go out and hunt
not when Its my time of the month
the fact that I am bleeding out of my cunt
means that i can stay at home and make myself lunch
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24. |
Elon Musk
00:02
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25. |
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26. |
B(l)obby
04:03
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Bobby's back in business
Bobby's back in business
Bobby's back in business
And I'm all about these bitches
Bobby's back in business
And I'm all about these bitches
Bobby's back in business
And I'm all about these bitches
Bobby's back in business
And I'm all about these bitches
Supermarkets like to attract shoppers with nice shiny skin
Nice shiny skin...
Mr blobby seems to attracted the attention of someone very important
Supermarkets like to attract shoppers with nice shiny skin
Oh no I've accidentally put maggie in the boiling pot of spaghetti bolognese
Marge please fish her out I don't want to burn the flesh from my hands
But i like it when the flesh drips from your hands bsisbdbdisbdisbib
Nice shiny skin...
Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, if only you could make us understand
Skin
Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, if only you could make us understand
Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, your influence will spread throughout the land
Hey there Mr. Blobby
Rollin in the gutter
Is that your Mr. Throbby
Dripping with butter?
When I come and whisper softly
Does it give you goosebumps?
When I tell you, Mr. Blobby
That my cum falls out in clumps
It's the consistency of brie
And it smells like toothpaste
A natural remedy
For all your tooth-aches
It is something special that I want to keep between us
Also, I want to mention...
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27. |
A Quater Past Bed
02:44
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Well there once was a very very crusty old man
Who lived inside a garbage can
With his daughter named Sue and his uncle Pat
One pet shoe and half a pet rat
Four years ago he bought a clarinet
But he hasn't figured out how to play it yet
Go Cpt. Prolapse go!!
Go Cpt. Prolapse go!!
Go... gooo
Go Cpt. Prolapse you gotta go
Cpt. prolapse you gotta go already
fuCKiinigidfgfgh
My lungs collapse
And now I'm dead
Cpt. Prolapse he has no head
Fucking hell
My dick do swell
I will get you high and eat your eyes
Na-na-wee-oh-we-oh-ohh
Na-na-wee-oh-we-oh-ohh-na
Na-na-wee-oh-we-oh-ohh
Na-na-wee-oh-we-oh-ohh-na
Birds go flyin' at the speed of sound
If you load them in the back of a Howitzer
K.K. Slider, the dick rider
Anal massacre
Angels rapture
Faithful martyrs
Shameful pastors
Devil answers "Kill the cancer"
Fuck all you cunts
Kill your god
You are all fucked
Burn his corpse
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